We interrupt Live To Tell
..to bring you a word from my recent sponsors:
1. "Hospital-Style" maxi pads, now available at Duane Reade. All of the fun, without wings and sticky pad. Sexy!
2. Showers. Mmm, sweet nectar of the gods, otherwise known as hot pulsing waters, and sweet sweet soap, cleansing away goop from hospital bandages, breastmilk and other leaky unmentionables.
3. Bris leftovers. Not that I am ever in the mood for a pound of lox, but it sure keeps the visiting family full and happy!
4. Toddlers and TV. When all else fails, thank god for Kids On Demand.
5. Husbands who say "Can I get you anything?" in the middle of the night, even though they really mean, "Please don't ask me to move a muscle".
6. The power of positive thinking: So far, so good...
posted by Amy @ 4:46 PM
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2 Comments:
And don't forget mesh hospital panties. Mmmm...sexy.
And "name that body fluid"...could be milk, pee, sweat, spit-up, anything. Somehow, it doesn't matter what you're swimming in as long as you can move to a dry spot.
Thinking of you, Amy, and your pod, too.
count me in for some bagels when the fam leaves!! :)
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